Weird Products

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Demotivators - tired of those motivational posters hanging around the office? hang one of these at home and fight back!

Uncle Booger's Bumper Dumper - "The Ultimate Portable Toilet for the Outdoorsman", need we say more?

FuckU-FuckMe - remote sexual communication, for that at-home feeling.

iBrator - for the iMac owner that has everthing.

Archie McPhee Online - more pop culture paraphernalia than you can handle.

Nurwibsco, Inc. - The Nutty Right-Wing Anti-Hippy Bumper Sticker Company.

Paranoia Magazine - just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Backyard Artillery - fully automatic rubberband gun? how about a double-barreled rubberband gun? what's in your backyard?

DogDoo.com - why put a bag of dog doo on your neighbor's porch when you can pay somebody else to do it?

Ghetto Scooter - just because you live int he hood doesn't mean your homies can't have a sweet ride of their own.

Hats of Meat - it looks like a lovely day for a beef bowler, or perhaps a cutlet cap.

Northern Sun - no matter what your statement is this place has the material you need to make it.

Penis Amulets - protect your khik, increase your gambling potential, and attract women, all with a small penis.

PowerSkip - jumping for joy in style. who needs rollerblades when you can just hop to the store?

Things You Never Knew Existed - things you wish you invented and can't live without.

Devine Interventions - home of the baby jesus butt-plug, and other catholic erotica.