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Hey guys...my daughter sent this to me in an email and I wanted to share it with the entire board. I don't have everybodies email so...hence a new threas!! LOL
The Washcloth Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 AM. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas,wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.I was a little surprised when the doctor said,'My, we have made an extra effort this morning,haven't we?' I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, and cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink.It had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it. I am never going back to that doctor. Ever. NOW THE QUESTION IS: WOULD YOU GO BACK????? LMAO    > |
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OMG! I can see someone doing that (including me) when in a hurry and their mind on a million things! Too funny!
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HAHA!!! But would you go back...I think I would move to another state!!! LOL Although I did have one doc that I would of done that for...OMG he was HOT!!!!!! > |
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I would probably go back and explain. You are too much!!! |
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I don't think I could ever go back!!! But I can see me doing something like that...I think I would be less one kid also!!! LOL Heather or Emily would have done something like that!! > |
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by tig96
That is too funny and that Doctor sounded like a trip!
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now in your case it would of been a female doctor!!!! LOL Would you go back??? > |
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And KS thinks I'm too much!!! LOL > |
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by tig96
LMAO I copied & sent this to every female friend I have. I'm torn between the previous responses as to whether to go back..... if it was your hot doc I guess I'd have to agree with Sexy and as Zaudy said Sparkly clean. In reality I too think I'd have to change Dr. since I prefer female gyn.
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Change Dr!!!! Change state!!!! too much of a chance running into your Dr. besides his office...LOL > |
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by tig96
Too funny!! After having a couple of kids, it takes alot for me to get embarrassed in front of doctors...I'd go back, most likely with another surprise to make him laugh and sorta redeem myself over the first oops! LOL!!! I have a tat on my butt...I have joked with my ob/gyn over it already!           MY MORNINGS WON'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT MY LIGHT!!!! |
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Just copied/emailed that joke to one of my male bosses...the other 2 will hear it today...they can appreciate what we woman go through...one is married 26 years now, the other divorced and many women but understands us, the third would like to think he gets us and most times he is spot on, especially when it comes to female issues...hahahah!!! He'll get the biggest kick of all out of the 3...will make for a relax/laughing day...thanks tig! I am sure my boss is reading it now and busting a gut... MY MORNINGS WON'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT MY LIGHT!!!! |
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by care29
I had 5...but still would be too embarassed to go back...except if it was the one really hot ob/gyn that I had...then I would be mad that I didn't think of it before!!! LOL > |
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by care29
Now the great suquel to that would be to get a washcloth with glitter and such and out it on the one bosses desk!!! > |
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OMG I can get some mileage with this...LOL!   MY MORNINGS WON'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT MY LIGHT!!!! |
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Let me know how it goes!!! LOL > |
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by tig96
Now Tig, I think, by now, you know me well enough to realize I would go back and also ask him to help me remove that chewing gum!
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by tig96
Hey Tig, this looks like a good joke thread...soooo, here's one for ya!
Subject: bad accident A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it." The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "The good news is you've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did, and better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch." The man perks up at this. "So," the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in this. Making decisions together will help you through this tough time." The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?" "I have," says the man. "And has she helped you in making the decision?" "Yes, she has," says the man. "And what is it?" asks the doctor "We're getting granite countertops." |
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Dixie- that's a good one!
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