To Send to ya mates

[Deano]

Whats the differance between a famliy reunion & a "69"
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In a "69" you only kiss one cunt!!

[Deano]

there r 5 milion monkeys havin a wank, there r 4 milion gorilaz havin a suck, 3 milion baboons havin a fuck. and there's 1 ugly ape readin this message

[Deano]

If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave its ass and walk it backwards!

[Deano]

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Thank you

[Deano]

FARMER SAYS 2 HIS WIFE IF U HAD BIGGER TITS WE COULD GET RID OF THE COWS, WIFE REPLIED IF U HAD A BIGGER COCK WE COULD GET RID OF THE TRACTOR DRIVER!

[Deano]

what does a pizza delivery boy & a gynecologist have in common?....
They can both smell it but not eat it.

[Deano]

Q. How do u confuse a wanker
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A.32