The Porkadian

I missed having my old forum board so have resurected it to see if anyone joins or wants to use it, wont be disabling it again so its there for anyone who wishes to use it .

Heres the Link    http://porkadian.forums-free.com/

What the fuck do OIC think they are doing round the buttquoy, pipersquoy, warrenfield area, its become more dangerous for cars rather than safer.

Started off with all these stupid humps right at the junctions, then we got new junctions, which are fucking horrendous, then the speed humps in the middle o the road and now fucking great posts at every junction so only one car at a time can go through.

My mum has lived in this area for 40 years , there has never been a serious car crash or any fatalities so why the fuck are they putting all this shit up, its more or less making the area pedestrianised, all these so called improvements are actually making it more dangerous to drive round here and no doubt in the following year we may see an increase in the accidents on the road.

To surmise OIC have proved once again what a bunch of fucking brainless morons are in the place and even then i havent mentioned the sheltered wardens debacle , what a bunch of fucking muppets, shud ask the americans for some friendly fire and they might drop a few napalm bombs on the numpties and all our problems are sorted.

Off to perth for a weekend, thats it , fuck all else i wanna say lol

Thats another decade passed by and the start of a new one, im hoping for good things this year but will probably end up disappointed lol, im so negative.

So Happy New Year to you all, well when i say you all I mean the few peeps who bother to read this.

Fuck all doing here really, all this bloody snow and ice kind of limits what you can do, me mother recons were on the verge of a new ice age, so get out there and buy yourself some thermal long johns just in case, am gonna store mine in my nuclear shelter in the back garden...... im prepared for all things lol.

Incidentaly, this year is meant to be the apocolypse according to several sooth sayers of olde, am no caring tho cos i have me shelter lol........... I fucking wish.

Anyhoos, my new year resolutions is to blog more this year and cut my toe nails more often ( just for someone special he he )

So i shall rant at youse lots soon bye for now.

Merry crimbo to you all, that must be at least one person who will see that, christmas was ok, ate lots , opened presents, watched crap telly, normal xmas lol.

Hi folks, its been a while I have been failing miserably in my duties, I apologise from the heart of my bottom.

Still not working, still in Orkney and nearly another year older, well thats about it lol.

Fuck all really been going on , no longer single for all u ladies out there, met a lovely woman and things going great between us.

Not sure if im going to be staying in Orkney long term , may move again next year, so watch this space, well thats if i get my finger pout and keep this updated, im a lazy bastard at times.

Xmas is on its way so lets celebrate the birth of jesus, yes i have become a born again christian the lord has entered me and it was quite painful, wish he had used some KY......well thats shr00ms xmas message for the year, me a christian ha fuckin ha.

next update soon bye folks.

Just thot i wud update to let everyone know whats going on in my life and the simple answer is not a lot.

Applied for 2 jobs since I moved here so waiting to hear back from them, also im fucked as far as housing is concerned, because i gave up a tenancy in Inverness I now have to wait one year before I can be considered for another council tenancy.

On the plus side I have renewed some old friendships and made some new ones, mainly with one person who never seems to sit still and another who has a fetish for belly button fluff lol.

Its also good to get a bit more involved with the people off the Orkney bikers forum and im also saving up to go to simmer dim next year ( which wil be my first rally ) although my bike is at the doctors at the moment for a wee bit o tlc.

Been taking loads of photos, which can be seen on facebook, thats if you want to look and your one of my friends , otherwise fuck off ya nosy bastards lol

well thats it for now, got a few things im looking forward to in the near future, but will blog about them at a later date.

Ive not done much updating on the blog lately but i have been busy with other things.......yes me busy....dont look so fucking astounded.

Im not updating today either, just letting u know i shall once i find some free time to do it lol

Moved back to Orkney a week ago , still unsure of whether i have made the right move. Pretty fucked as far as housing goes, been told that my application will be suspended for 12 months because i gave up a secure tenancy in Inverness, anyone out there wanna make me preggers so i can get a hoose lol.

As to the job front up here there is not much change, not a lot of them and the only qualification probably is .....does your face fit.

Did go out last Sat to a bike show in stromness and met a few old friends, which was nice, but I still felt outta place.

Anyhoos no point in whingeing any more, im here and have nowhere else to go for now but if I do find somewhere i could be on the move again, ants in me pants lol.

Dont ya just sometimes sit there and think.. why fucking bother