The Porkadian

Just thot i wud update to let everyone know whats going on in my life and the simple answer is not a lot.

Applied for 2 jobs since I moved here so waiting to hear back from them, also im fucked as far as housing is concerned, because i gave up a tenancy in Inverness I now have to wait one year before I can be considered for another council tenancy.

On the plus side I have renewed some old friendships and made some new ones, mainly with one person who never seems to sit still and another who has a fetish for belly button fluff lol.

Its also good to get a bit more involved with the people off the Orkney bikers forum and im also saving up to go to simmer dim next year ( which wil be my first rally ) although my bike is at the doctors at the moment for a wee bit o tlc.

Been taking loads of photos, which can be seen on facebook, thats if you want to look and your one of my friends , otherwise fuck off ya nosy bastards lol

well thats it for now, got a few things im looking forward to in the near future, but will blog about them at a later date.

Ive not done much updating on the blog lately but i have been busy with other things.......yes me busy....dont look so fucking astounded.

Im not updating today either, just letting u know i shall once i find some free time to do it lol

Moved back to Orkney a week ago , still unsure of whether i have made the right move. Pretty fucked as far as housing goes, been told that my application will be suspended for 12 months because i gave up a secure tenancy in Inverness, anyone out there wanna make me preggers so i can get a hoose lol.

As to the job front up here there is not much change, not a lot of them and the only qualification probably is .....does your face fit.

Did go out last Sat to a bike show in stromness and met a few old friends, which was nice, but I still felt outta place.

Anyhoos no point in whingeing any more, im here and have nowhere else to go for now but if I do find somewhere i could be on the move again, ants in me pants lol.

Dont ya just sometimes sit there and think.. why fucking bother

Its Amazing how quickly things can get sorted. once you set your mind on things and make decisions, my original decision was to see if I could get a council exchange, wait it out and move once I got one.

Then I thot shit whats the point in waiting that long, apply for council exchange and then wait till december and then move up whatever.

But then , I have no patience lol , decided fuck the council exchange get everything packed book macadie and reeve and say goodbye to Inverness ASAP , once I get up there crash at my mums till I find a job, then get a flat and in the meantime stick my name on any appropriate housing lists.

So be prepared shr00mies on his way and a lot sooner than you think lol............. but not today cos ive just had a bath and im sitting here naked, theres an image for you all he he.

I got pissed off with the site as it is because of lack of use, soooooooooo now I have just made it into a blog, to be honest its really the only part of the site that I had any interest in anyway.

Im also considering making some design changes.

If you wish to comment on any of the blog entries feel free.

Later Dudes.......shr00m

PS Im now on facebook if yir looking for me.

I have been doing a lot of thinking lately....and me head dont half hurt....and after my summer hols in Ork im kind of in the mind that I would like to move back there.

Hold on dont go running for the hills yet and no need to lock up your daughters, just said I was thinking about it, it all depends on whether I can find someone who wants to do a mutual council house exchange, Im not going to give up my council house as nowadays waiting lists for another one can vary from 6 to 10 years.

Sooooo if I get an offer from someone I will defo be thinking about it. I weighed up all the pros and cons of living there or living in sneckie and at this moment in time I see more cons for going home.

So watch this space for further developments.

Time for a rant about the massive hypocrisy of the good old USA.

The lockerbie bomber has been released ( and to be honest I dont give a fuck either way ) and the USA is threatening to boycott Scotland. Fucking carry on it means we wont see pishy smelling american pensioners walking our streets wearing tartan tammies and tartan troosers. I give cudos to the SNP for standing up against the USA .

The yanks ( or maybe that should be wanks ) are so used to everyone crumbling to their demands it must be strange to have a little country like scotland saying "fuck you" to them.

And then there was the hypocrisy of the wanks, a spokesman for them was on telly last night saying how outrageous it would be if the UK had agreed to release the bomber in order to obtain contracts for oil exploration in Libya. The 2 faced fucking cunts , this comes from a country who invaded a country killed thousands of people all for oil. Lets not forget many terrorist organisations throughout the world at one time or another have been armed by the CIA eg the contras, and who originally traded weapons with sadam hussein , yea you got it , the good old United States of Arseholes, and lets not forget that the USA bombed Libya and shot down an iranian airliner killing hundreds without repercussion, lockerbie was said to have been retaliation for these 2 acts, so in fact the people responsible for the death of innocent scots in Lockerbie is the USA as it was their acts of terrorism that set everything in motion.

As to all the opposition MSP's up in arms about it, well in truth they dont give a fuck either its all about scoring political points and nothing else.

Go SNP, fuck em all, especially the USA.

Yes I have to admit im an addict, I try at every day not to do it but I just cant stop, my life revolves around it,oh why me, why cant I stop using Ebay.

I recently discovered that I could buy all the clothes I wanted for a fraction of the price using ebay auctions and now it rules my life, even as I type I have 9 bids running and the thing is I have no money, im skint, Im spending my mothers money using her paypal account.

I have now asked my mum to change her password on paypal to prevent me using it and next week I start with the 10 step program with ebayers anonymous.

but you have to admit ...... ebay fucking rocks

For many years, more years than I can probably remember I have been a cannabis user, ducking and diving dodging the law trying to get a bit here and a quarter there and usually it is more trouble than its worth, but anyhoo being a stoner I persevered. Over the last couple of years I havent really bothered until I discovered spice gold and all the other brands of herbal smoking mixture.

Its great, does the same job as the real thing and its totally legal, no more looking for dope dealers and dodging the law.

Buuuuuut oh nooooooooooooooo we cant have that say the government, if all the stoners go legal who are we going to fill our jails with, who will the police hassle for crumbs of hash, so now the man and his cronies are planning to make all the smoking mixes illegal by the end of the year.

We live in a drab and grey britain which is well on its way to a big brother society and it seems at the moment the pricks who fleece our tax pounds are determined to make us as miserable as they can, alcohol having a set rate per unit, bikers being constantly harrassed and rules being changed to get bikes off the roads, making legal harmless herbal smoking blends illegal.

Its a joke, why do we put up with this shit, its time to Organise and Revolt, if you feel the same way go join the Anarchist Federation  

It may seem like nothing to some people but open your fucking eyes, im off to puff on some spice...................while I still can.