The Love Guru

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In the comedy, The Love Guru (Mike Myers), Pitka is an American who was left at the gates of an ashram in India as a child and raised by gurus.








 He moves back to the US to seek fame and fortune in the world of self-help and spirituality. His unorthodox methods are put to the test when he must settle a rift between Toronto Maple Leafs star hockey player Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco) and his estranged wife. After the split, Roanoke's wife starts dating LA Kings star Jacques Grande (Justin Timberlake) out of revenge, sending her husband into a major professional skid - to the horror of the teams' owner Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba) and Coach Cherkov (Verne Troyer). Pitka must return the couple to marital nirvana and get Roanoke back on his game so the team can break the 40-year-old "Bullard Curse" and win the Stanley Cup.








A massive international delegation of critical sourpusses has been mewing condescendingly about Mike Myers and his cheerful, silly, crass, and entertaining new comedy. These are pundits who solemnly indulge the most egregious flaws in every genre except comedy, and have in this case a professional requirement to buy into the narrative of Myers's personal arrogance and career comeuppance retailed in all the magazine profile pieces. Anyway: The Love Guru is a daft, immature, occasionally sentimental comedy sending up Indian self-help gurus. It has some very groanworthy schoolboy gags - and plenty of really good ones as well. Myers' shtick isn't for everyone, but I laughed. Looking around, however, I saw that my fellow critics were enjoying themselves as much as Gordon Brown on the beach at Southwold. Oh well ...












Mike Myers ...  Maurice / Guru Pitka / Young Pitka / Teenage Pitka / Himself
Jessica Alba ...  Jane Bullard
Justin Timberlake ...  Jacques 'Le Coq' Grande
Romany Malco ...  Darren Roanoke
Meagan Good ...  Prudence Roanoke
Verne Troyer ...  Coach Punch Cherkov
Ben Kingsley ...  Guru Tugginmypudha
Omid Djalili ...  Guru Satchabigknoba
Telma Hopkins ...  Lillian Roanoke
John Oliver ...  Dick Pants
Jessica Simpson ...  Herself
Kanye West ...  Himself
Deepak Chopra ...  Himself
Rob Blake ...  Himself
Manu Narayan ...  Rajneesh






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