Our yearly holiday

[Wendy]

Ive been reading through all the posts for the last couple of weeks, and decided to arrange our annual get away as everyone is down and suffering, If you cant make it now then you can join us later,I dont think our Heather will be upset, although I don't really see why she cant come now do you good lovey..  I think we should have a few weeks in the warm so unless anyone has any objections we should start in Spain, Sardinia is beautiful wonderful coast line.
Right,how are we getting there, and what  we need, its your turns now: 

[heather]

Hi i will come Wendy, but can we have a helicopter to keep flying me back for my appointments  joo can chose the transport because i am not sure if she likes flying. I am looking forward to some nice warm sun, and lying by the pool sipping cocktails  has anyone got a large swimsuit I can borrow, mine doesn't fit me  
Ok come on then folks who is going to join us


Heather

[Joy]

ME ME ME please

Sunshine mmmmmmmm drinks mmmmmmmm tanned men  ooops !!!

I have all different size swimsuits Heather I will bring them with me , need them back though in case I put all my weight back on .

I am so excited , I will bring the sun cream not used it this year everywhere I have been it has rained .

off to sort out my clothes

[elaine ann]

count me in please.never flown never will but as its only in my head and i know you girls will look after me i will be ok.sun sea sand and just lazing about will be faulous.i dont care where we go as long as its warm to hepl heal our muscles as no one has had any respite this year.
off to wash me smalls ready sorry not so smalls yet
elaine ann

[Wendy]

Good glad to have you Heather, we can all go by helicopter, I will get it to come right to your houses, dont worry about your swimsuit Heather, we will all bring extras.. Right how about Saturday, starting from the top.I don't think we have anyone from Scotland, so who is first.
Ooh Im getting all exited, Ive booked masseurs, physios A GOOD rheumatologist, waiters, cooks, cant think of anything else.just let me know.. Sardinia here we come       

[Olive]

Ho i will be coming, i need a good holiday, after my eye op, but i need to come back in two weeks to, for my  eye check. Olive

[Wendy]

No problem, Heather has to attend her appointments too

[elaine ann]

right the following is in my case
passport,pain killers,condoms,swimsuit,towels,sun screen.good novel,glasses,there is always something i forget.your wondering what the condoms are for arent you.well if we get castaway on an island we are going to need something to keep the rainwater in that we catch.think of everything you see.
soap, toothpaste,plasters,by the time we get to go there will be so many things in my case that with fibro wont be able to lift it.so we will need some nice gentlemen to carry it for us.not you graham as you too are invited and you will need someone to carry your luggage.i will keep thinking anyone think of anything else we need?
elaine ann

[Fibroman]

elaine ann wrote:

so we will need some nice gentlemen to carry it for us.not you graham as you too are invited and you will need someone to carry your luggage.

Can I have a nice young lady to carry my case?

[Joy]

graham who would you like ?? so it can be arranged


Elaine ann What about your clothes !!! or is it swimsuits all the way I am up for that.

Will I need meds, tens, heat pads etc ? nah think the sun and relaxing will help my body.

I am sooooo excited already  

[Joo]

Do we need to take clothes etc? Thought it would be an all expenses paid hols with our wildest desires catered for  !!! I was hoping for a size 14 figure - curvy yet healthy! - and a whole free wardrobe to go with it

Or can I just dream on my own?

Joo x

[Wendy]

Thats it Joo, everyone leave you luggage at home, its a whatever your heart desires holiday, I'm a svelt 14 too Joo.
The first helicopter is picking the South east lot up tomorrow so be ready peeps.

[Fibroman]

Joy wrote:

graham who would you like ?? so it can be arranged

If you could get Angelina Jolie that would be great, just tell her its me and she'll come as a lot of people say I am a Brad Pitt look-a-like,

[elaine ann]

graham you can have angelina been on the phone to her and she has got a baby sitter,jennifer anniston will look after them.arent i vile eh! so she is at a loose end she has to be back in a week though she has a walk on part to film for east enders.yes girls no clothes needed.as gok wan is meeting us at our destination and will fix us all up with our own unique wardrobe.
see you at the rendevous point syncronise your watches ladies.
elaine ann

[Olive]

I am all ready, really need some lovely sun and a good rest. I am soo excited. Olive

[Wendy]

We do have very good imaginations don't we.
I dont want another fella got enough with the one I already got, but if that's what Graham wants (by the way Graham what would your lovely wife say!!!!!!!
Its South west tomorrow, so be ready.  

[Fibroman]

Wendy wrote:

(by the way Graham what would your lovely wife say!!!!!!!

Good point Wendy, good job its only make believe. I get a clip round the ear. Anyway who needs Angelina when I've got my own angel (just in case she read this).

[Wendy]

Oh bless.. right its the turn of the northern lot tomorrow, so please be ready then we can PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joy]

as I can do what I want in the land of make believe I will drink lots of vodka& coke listen to rock music ( headphones ) then have AC/ DC flown in for my own private concert, you can all come if you wish.

When will we arrive ? I need to let Angus know.

I love our holidays

[Joo]

I'm ready and waiting with nowt but a smile as Gok Wan is gonna be there  so bring on that helicopter, it's a bit chilly  brrrrrr!!

Joo x