Life and Sentences

[Andy Aryeetey]

1. The student was sweating in the air-conditioned exam hall.
2. My father resigned from CEO office to follow his life-long dream of being a comedian.
3. My phone was stolen at church.
4. My father helped me do my homework and I scored zero.
5. My headmaster spoke bad English at every function.
6. The doctor fainted after he delivered the baby with a set of white teeth.
7. The hungry mouse sniffed the prisoner’s food and scurried off.
8. This morning, my mother did something I didn’t like-she beat dad up mercilessly.
9. My father sobs when the doctor gives him an injection.
10.My sister is nice from afar, but far from nice.
11.The witches played skillful football with Nii Sai's head.
12. Armed robbers attacked my chop bar and stole only the fufu and soup.
13. My grandmother ran fastest when the dog gave chase.
14. The man of God farted and it cured me of my leprosy.
15.Virginity is like a balloon, just one prick and it's all gone.
16. The 'vandal' inscribed on the wall- 'slightly used condom for sale'.
17. After one swimming lesson, the ghost drowned in the dead sea.
18. After three days, the macho man ran away from the military school.


Life and sentences is all about forming sentences that will strike that funny/interesting image on the mind. Please post any sentence that particularly does it for you.
Or just disclose which sentence you find most amusing. This is for you all who will call this fun... Tight squeeze to you and one love!

[tetteh]

hahahah... these are really funny sentences... the macho man and the witches playing skillful football with someone's head does it for me... lol, dis is jus jokes.