Oh come on you lot there are more deserving cases than little ole me.
Oh well I suppose I had better make an acceptance speech.
Friends, this award means more to me than you can imagine, I gladly accept it, not just for me but on behalf of all long suffering men all over the world who have to put up with moaning women.

I would like to thank my agent, my loving family who have supported me throughout, the many fans who have voted for me and of course my parents but for who I wouldn't be here before you tonight. I will wear my Gold Star with pride. Thankyou. (Departs stage left wiping away tears with a hanky).