Funny Text Messages

[Glenibaby]

Add your funny text messages here

[Glenibaby]

Boy asked his mom "is it wrong to have a willy?""No why"she replies."Well dads sweating like f*ck trying 2 pull his off"

[Glenibaby]

Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look fucking hard!

[Glenibaby]

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

[Glenibaby]

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

[Glenibaby]

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's £1.50 per minute

[Glenibaby]

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens.

[Glenibaby]

Wat do men and toliet seats have in common? either full of shyt or occupied

[Glenibaby]

By reading this you have giving me brief control over your mind.

[Glenibaby]

You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number

[ModelCrib]

my money is  on martina navratilova to win "im a celebrity get me out of here" shes been eating out the bush for years.

[Sproullz]

Hey dont say anything but guess who is still togethere after all the shit that has been between them.


Your bum cheeks.