Flirty and Dirty Text Messages

[Deano]

You've got mail!
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Open it please!
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Invitation for a shag!
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Phone me for details

[Deano]

Want 2 play war?
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I'll lay down and u can blow the fuck out of me!

[Deano]

What sexual position produces the ugliest offspring?


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