Flirty Text Messages

[Glenibaby]

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[Glenibaby]

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[Glenibaby]

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.

[Glenibaby]

Come on take your kit off and get on top of me.... Enjoy me until U R totally satisfied. Lovingly yours... Toilet

[Glenibaby]

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

[Glenibaby]

Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!

[Deano]

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?

[Glenibaby]

sex Is Like a Mathematics Test . . ! Me Plus u . . . Subtract The Clothes . . . Plus The bed . . . Divide The Legs...Multiply The orgasms . . . Fancy a Mathematics Test . . ?

[Deano]

sex Is Like a Mathematics Test . . ! Me Plus u . . . Subtract The Clothes . . . Plus The bed . . . Divide The Legs...Multiply The orgasms . . . Fancy a Mathematics Test . . ?

[Deano]

y do men av there best ideas durring sex? because there plugged into a FUCKING GENIUS!!!

[Deano]

you look good,
you look fine,
on the top or 69,
feel the sweat,
feel the heat,
i want u n u want me