Dirty Text Messages

[Glenibaby]

Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

[Glenibaby]

Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the f****** book says!

[Glenibaby]

This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !!

[Glenibaby]

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

[Deano]

A banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana says to vibrator 'I don't know why you're shaking, she's gonna f**king EAT me!

[Deano]

CHINESE SUNDAY
BUFFET MENU:
*CHU SUM TWAT
*SUCK MI PORK
*LICK MI CLIT
*TUNGSUM CHICK
*GOO IN HAND
*GULP SUM KUM
*CHO KON IT
ENJOY YOUR MEAL!