Caption Contest #99 - RED CLIFF

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Prize sponsored by Silva America Records


The top entry will receive:

The Soundtrack to RED CLIFF, by TARO IWASHIRO!!!


U.S. RESIDENTS ONLY!

Each contestant may submit up to THREE captions per contest



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*winners must contact:

contest AT tracksounds DOT com

with their shipping address

SIMPLY CLICK "ADD REPLY" and enter in your caption!

[pendragon]

What do you mean, the battle was last week?

[pendragon]

Harry regretted saying ”Oh yeah, you and whose army?”

[PhantomRonin]

It takes more than one man to find the exit - it takes a whole army!

[PhantomRonin]

The first time God was angered by man, he sent the flood. Then he gave us the labyrinth.

[pendragon]

George!  George!  You're driving around in circles.  I swear that's the third time we've passed that sign for East Wu.

[PhantomRonin]

Where's Waldo?

[FungusRidden]

"Alright, this is stupid.  Did no one think to install exit signs in here?"

[FungusRidden]

Competent as they were, the Sun-Liu forces were nevertheless in constant violation of all major fire codes.

[FungusRidden]

"Spider-Zen,
Spider-Zen,
Building webs
from army men!"

[Shiyuan]

1- This is what happens when you put Steve Urkel in charge of the battle formations...

2- Ancient Chinese Warfare humor: Make it to the middle and win an autographed Sun Tzu book!!!

3- The Ancient Chinese Chariot Driving Test: Only by passing it do you get your Imperial License.

[Feliz Lombriz]

The good news is you guys probably hold the Guinness record for most complex battle formation. The bad news is the king wanted single file.

[Feliz Lombriz]

The rebels' discovery of the domino effect meant the instant downfall of the black army.

[Feliz Lombriz]

"Should we tell them the concert's canceled?"

[rholst26]

Leave It to the This government to work things out ?

[David]

Comic-Con circa. Han Dynasty 206 BCE

Cos Play was really something back then, wasn't it?

Darth Vader's new digs designed by Frank Lloyd Wright

[kflem]

Cut!  The flag guy in the outer circle dropped his flag AGAIN!  Does he not think the audience will notice!  Reset all actors please!

[kflem]

Red Rover, Red Rover, send extra #3,629 over!

[eidco]

Flat Earthers Unite!

[eidco]

"Well, this is one side-effect of the public option I didn't foresee."