Caption Contest #97 - True Blood [WINNER: PhantomRonin]

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Prize sponsored by Varese Sarabande Records


The top entry will receive:

The Soundtrack from the original HBO TV series TRUE BLOOD, by NATHAN BARR!


U.S. RESIDENTS ONLY!

Each contestant may submit up to THREE captions per contest



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*winners must contact:

contest AT tracksounds DOT com

with their shipping address

SIMPLY CLICK "ADD REPLY" and enter in your caption!

[pendragon]

Are you sure this is how you play chess?

[pendragon]

Maybe we should target drunks more often - this has got quite a kick to it

[pendragon]

Wow!  A Bloody Mary with real blood!

[PhantomRonin]

Compton: "Wait, I put what in the cup?!"

[PhantomRonin]

The beverage comes from a fine, thick body and holds a nice rustic flavor.

[FungusRidden]

"The bad news is, your urine sample appears highly irregular."

[FungusRidden]

"This Sea Monkey is rather disappointing..."

[FungusRidden]

"Please, drink these hand grenades."

[darkislandcs]

"Forgive me, Jessica. When Sookie told me of this elaborate drinking game I thought perhaps we could use it to bond as maker and ward. It never occurred to me that we wouldn't be able to find someplace that sells ping pong balls this late at night."

[Maree]

I gave up my high school years to drink this crap!!

[PhantomRonin]

"Okay so if it turns red we're in the clear, but if it turns blue we might have a problem."

[Feliz Lombriz]

Why is the rum always gone?

[Feliz Lombriz]

"So we don't have free refills. Bite me." - Joe Simmons, waiter, Famous Last Words entry #73

[NAVEEN SHANKAR]

RED WINE GLASS

[Amphigorym]

"And you're absolutely sure this is how Jack Daniels got his start?"

[Steve T]

We've secretly replaced Nancy's Type O positive with Type O negative...let's see if she notices the difference in the Hemoglobin Taste Test...!

[Steve T]

Ugh...that last guy we bit must have been at least 75 proof.  No more homeless boozers--they're off the menu.

[Steve T]

Is this Killian's Irish Red made with real Irish...?

[Feliz Lombriz]

Sally brings the glass half full/glass half empty debate to an unexpected new low.