Caption Contest #96 - G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra [WINNER: Feliz Lombriz]

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Prize sponsored by Varese Sarabande Records


The top entry will receive:

The Soundtrack from G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra by ALAN SILVESTRI!


U.S. RESIDENTS ONLY!

Each contestant may submit up to THREE captions per contest



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[pendragon]

France finally admits having disguised Weapons of Mass Destruction

[pendragon]

Whoops!

[pendragon]

Shall we try the parallel parking maneuver again, Mrs. Glodnik?

[FungusRidden]

"I TOLD YOU Chris Tucker gained weight since Rush Hour 2!"

[FungusRidden]

Not to be outdone by Italy, France unveils its "Leaning Tower of Eiffel."

[Brian B]

1. repose en paix Tour Eiffel
2. Where's Superman when we need him?
3. Welcome to the ribbon cutting for the Eiffel...Bridge!?!

[David]

1. FIRE THE POP TOP!

2. What happened when Julia Child invades France.

3. What do you mean CGI? I just heard on FOX new that this actually happened.

[acb5]

Not realizing the camera is still on, CNN's Anderson Cooper sends his career hurtling toward ruin by cracking to his fellow worker "Something about this seems really familiar.  Was the Eiffel Tower ever on a PEZ dispenser?"

[rholst26]

A great sweeps Thank You

[darkislandcs]

Yo..uhh, Joe? You do know we could have just used the bridge to cross, right?

[PhantomRonin]

1. Eiffel Tower is falling down, falling down, falling down......

2. The Joes miss their mark.

3. It's because they're French ain't it?

[acb5]

I think I can see my house from here.

[Scorebuff]

1. No problem... A little super glue and it'll be good as new.
2. Another metaphor that emphasizes the importance of male kegel exercises.
3. "Did I do that?" - Steve Urkel

[Shiyuan]

- French Prime Minister: "You'll never get away with this! The Americans will stop you!"

[Feliz Lombriz]

Chuck Norris sneezed.

[Feliz Lombriz]

"I fell." -Tower

[Feliz Lombriz]

The "Cooler Than Pisa" Eiffel redux project goes just a little too far.

[FungusRidden]

If the Eiffel Tower falls in the middle of Paris, does anybody notice?

[darkislandcs]

Mon Dieu! I can already hear zee Viagra jokes starting!